Walking with gas

So, I walked to the mailbox and continued the couple of blocks to the bakery; but had some mucusy gas and stopped in at the Irish Rover to use the toilet. While farting there I got a call from a roofer who I was supposed to meet. I finished up, walked quickly back home, met with the roofer, then went to the bank. After depositing checks I got coffee and an apple turnover at the bakery and decided to get chicken and rice at a street vendor. I got the spicy rice and a bit of hot sauce on the chicken. I'm hoping that my newly functional gut handles it... Still haven't had a bowel movement today!